Why do kevin hart say pineapples




















The people that really went and did it became mega-mega-super-stars. I'm willing to put that work in. Some other people are too good for it. I'm in all the way. If I don't have the time I'm going to make time. That's the type of individual that I am.

Hart sees me eyeing a thick cardboard envelope from Cartier next to a Vuitton box on the passenger seat floor. The entertainer buys something significant every time he finishes a big project. It's a reminder of how far he's come. This is a guy who grew up sleeping on a bunkbed in the hallway of the one-bedroom Philly row house where his mom, Nancy, raised Kevin and his older brother as a single parent.

She dragged the boys to church and never actually saw Kevin perform. And yet Hart kept pursuing the dream. He had a chicken wing tossed at him during one early performance at Philadelphia's The Laff House. He played bowling alleys, strip clubs, living rooms where rich families hired him to be the evening's entertainment. Hart cocks his head and smirks. I ask Hart if he ever worries about losing it all and having to play on a reservation or riverboat somewhere.

He looks as if I just sneezed all over the Benz. Do you break easy? When you hear 'no' do you cry? When they say 'You're not going to make it,' do you believe them and crawl in a hole? Who are you? There's nothing that you can do to break me as an individual. As an individual I'm as strong as they come, man.

I've been through it. I done seen it. I've been up, been down, been back up. I'm not going back down again. With roughly six minutes ticking in the escape room, Hart relents and lets the gamemaster give us a clue. A godlike voice issues from on high, telling us to "focus on the medallion. It is surprisingly erotic but Hart is unmoved. He guesses correctly that we need to simulate the girl-on-girl action using a pair of silicone lady heads in a corner.

But only one of the lady heads has a tongue. Hart can't be distracted and he certainly won't be your fool. Earlier, I was doing my journalistic best to push him on certain issues he prefers avoiding in interviews, like the fact that he once said on stage, "One of my biggest fears is my son growing up and being gay," adding that "as a heterosexual male, if I can prevent my son from being gay, I will.

What he's trying to say is this: It's hard to be a black comedian and play gay unless you're going for an Oscar. Hart finds the missing tongue inside a box and squishes it into the lady head's mouth. He lines up both faces so the tongues are touching, which illuminates an arrow on a wall, which points to a key that opens a gate that brings us eye to eye with the McGuffin-of-a-folder we've been obsessing over for 60 minutes. The game is done. The lights go back on.

Hart is jubilant. Now, for the sake of accuracy, you should know our final time is actually 65 minutes, which technically means we failed the mission. By stamina I mean length of his actual stand-up. While Bill Cosby and Eddie Murphy back in the day can easily pull almost 2 hours of bits in one sitting, Hart doesn't have that abilityyet. And because of this, he had to throw in something extra so the movie doesn't feel like an extended television episode.

The final skit however was absolute garbage. First off the audience Hart appeals to will most likely not catch the references to Tarantino and Michael Mann filmmaking. Second off, it broke the entire pace of the movie. Third off, t was unnecessary and just all-around not funny.

I strongly suggest walking out after his stand-up part finished so you can walk away from the theater with a smile and not a frown. Bottom Line: Kevin Hart would have delivered a better movie if he extended his comedy and not try to become a Chappelle his show was a hilarious underground phenomenon or Rock by providing a skit. Skits are leagues different from stand-up and unless you have a true grasp on how to time your humor in these things, you are better off not performing any of them.

Kevin hart's brand of humor is conventional, not too edgy or underground like George Carlin and will appeal to most audiences as long as you can tolerate the language. But if you are expecting a stand-up comedy classic like those we saw in the 70s and 80s, then you will be disappointed. This film isn't a game-changer, but will entertain plenty, especially in the middle bulk.

I loved this comedy and hearing about his family and pain. I feel bad that Kevin Hart lost his mother, but I am glad he is strong enough to joke about the situation. His cousin Al and his past just made me cry of laughter. Alright Alright Alright! That was just too funny and too much.

I loved hearing about his father and his past which just made me cry of laughter even more especially when I heard about the story with the father being a step dad. If I could I would love to watch Kevin Hart almost all the time. Thank you Kevin Hart for all your comedies so far. Funny, yes, and rather interesting, the stories retold to us.

First time with Kevin Hart for your information. As an actor, I can judge, to an extent of course, Kevin Hart acting out his speech as apparent. As a comedian, he is getting somewhere but may saturate soon due to the level and diversity of comedy. This one in particular did not fail to impress of course, but is limited to a higher potential. Overly used punchlines honestly speaking. Some comedies, for example those of Russel Peters may be watched multiple times or at least are guaranteed to make you laugh even after a few years upon rediscovery of the video or a past memory, while this particular act, not so much.

Good for the moment, but classic jokes being created or similar are not to be seen. This can be recommended to others as everyone has a different quotient with respect to sense of humor. What about our pain? Golly gee and goodness gracious me.

How bad can one guy be? I mean really! I wasn't expecting too much when i went to watch this and it turns out my expectations were too high. The "comedy" is bad and i mean really bad. I'm not sure if its an American thing I'm Australian and by that, i mean, that you would have to live in America to get the "jokes" but i didn't find it funny at all.

I gave up after 30 mins. Surely if i hadn't laughed once by then i wouldn't be laughing at all. Don't get me wrong though, America has some good comedians out there.

But Kevin Hart just isn't funny. If its that easy to make a lot of money but spruiking about everyday living then everyone over there should get on stage.

It would be a riot of laughs. You know you're are on an elite level when you can put you stand-up in theaters and sell it out. I've seen Kevin Hart live a couple of time and he was amazing! Seeing the this at the movies I say was just as amazing. What made up for it not being live was the huge screen so you felt as if you were front row at the show. I would recommend this to anyone who loves comedy to see. Dont hold back. But dont say it if it will hurt you or sombody else.

Deaf is a word use for people that can not hear. Also many people may be partially deaf, which means they can hear some sounds but not clearly. It either means they hate you, they didn't hear you, or they're your friend, and they're kidding. Ask them. It dont really mean anything its just what people do. I dont wanna be mean but you have to download a bunch of stuff and people who dont know that fyi you stupid!

It means you think people don't like you. I dont understand what you mean. Some people care about things their peers do not. What does mean when you can hear crow from far away. Log in.

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